Although the Indiana Jones movie "Legend of the Crystal Skull" was perhaps the largest disappointment in movie history, we did indentify some of Luke's Alien roots. Luke clearly has a giant skull - more oblong than wide - clarifying to us that he is in fact - an alien.. (see the crystal skull above for a model of Luke's head)
Perhaps this is good in that he will be able to move things with his mind and travel to different dimensions. Already he has Haylen and I on puppet strings to his every need without so much as a word. Powerful indeed this alien child has become!
We are travelling to another dimension together this weekend - to New York and Philly for 9 days. It will be his 'great reveal' to the extended family. We appreciate in advance the lies they will tell us about how cute he is and how his head is beautiful and not evidence of his alien nature. Babies are freaky and awkward looking and unfortunately for Luke, his genetic make-up from his father will not improve this later in life...
He is lovable though, 10x's more charming than that alien ALF. We need luck as we travel across the nation with this 11 week old. Merry Christmas from the Brokars clan!
Perhaps a 'close encounters' is in your future?
ps. "the boy's got a huge cranium. It's like sputnik, round, yet pointy at parts. It's got its own weather system. That's right you wee fairy, float away, go cry yourself to sleep on your gigantic pillow."
- So I married an Axe murderer - movie with Micheal Meyers, Comedian
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This latest comment by Luke's Father. (Haylen would never say such things about the most beautiful baby in the world) Thank God he iis coming back East to those of us who appreciate every thing about him.) We can't wait to see Luke and correct the things His father says about him in Public. I may save this blog and show it to him when he is a teenager. Then He will see his father. Love His Grandmother
I was just going to comment about how this has to be John. Your sense of humor is written all over it - very intertaining. You are silly. I love seeing your precious little Luke. He's getting so big. I'm sure Haylen is loving every minute of it. He's so cute. My sister's kid's head is longer than wide and was since she was a baby. Can't imagine pushing that thing out of the birth canal but she's got hair and she's cute.
I would like to say for the record that my baby has a perfect head. His father is crazy (and jealous because he may have a little bit of a flat head ) :)
Haylen, c'mon, a 'little bit of a flat head'? John just has a little head - period. Flat? Yes. Pointy? Always. He's always been jealous of us larger-cranium types.
Be proud of your giant noggin, Luke! (Though hopefully you won't get small ears like me. That only serves to accentuate the largeness of the dome..)
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